The hairy creature

Writing: Free Writing

The hairy creature

It’s not my fault it happened. I was just doing what a pool of mud usually did on a warm summers day. Sitting in the ditch I live in.

I was just sitting there when “argh” this disgusting hairy creature belly flops on me then starts kicking and splashing me everywhere. “What the jelly slugs is going on here?!” I moan in my usual gurgling voice. The hairy creature jerks away. I think i’ll call him muddy milkshake joe I say to myself. "Did you just say something?!" Muddy Milkshake Joe says very surprised looking into the hole that resembled my mouth. “Uh maybe?” I gurgle “I’m going crazy” Joe falls and faints. “Ouch!” “Stop falling on me!” I yell as loud as a pool of mud can get.

Joe slowly starts to sink into me. “OK…” I giggle. “That is the weirdest thing I have ever felt.”  “I wonder if this creature needs air” “Well you can never be too safe I guess” I move my mouth over to his face for a breathing hole. “ Yuck, he tastes like vomit.” “I wonder if he’ll like to meet my friend. Mr Potato is a very interesting guy…”