Tour Pamphlet
Hi. I am your tour guide for your trip around planet earth. I will help on your journey to comfort and wonder known as Earth. I will help you realize what things could harm you and what you will find comforting.
Here is a list of things you probably should know:
1.The creatures that inhabit this planet are called humans. When you are sighted by these creatures they will all have the same immediate reaction to you.
So keep a low profile when visiting Earth.
2. “Humans” as they call themselves will report you to their leader's henchmen and order for you to be experimented on or be executed.
Henchmen⬇ Not to pretty are they?
3. “Humans” have “pets.” “Pets” are little creatures that “Humans” keep around for entertainment and so that they feel like they are in charge of something themselves. DO NOT EAT THEM!!! There are many different kinds but the most popular would probably be the “dog” or the “cat.”
Pet⬇
4. They eat the most disgusting foods so do NOT try them, but they do keep some delicacies in metal containers outside their houses especially for the occasion of when we visit.
5. The air in that they breath is a deadly gas that will kill you when you inhale it so always remember to keep your oxygen helmet on.
P.S There will be more problems along the way so keep your pamphlet handy. There will be updates when you need them. Enjoy your trip and have fun!
Signed:Hannah


